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La Vida Segun
Reflejos de una Pececilla
Created on 2007-03-06 07:43:51 (#12436830), last updated 2009-11-23
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Basic Info| Name: | j_d0e |
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| Location: | Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States |
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Ni favorita del sultán
Ni esclava en venta en la puerta de Oriente,
Ella es la estrella de Pigalle,
La danzarina que burló su suerte.
I am a mosaic of paradox with a passion for knowledge and an affinity for Middle Eastern cuisine. In my free-time, I build life-size replicas of gothic cathedrals from ordinary toothpicks. I often compose award-winning Broadway musicals during my morning showers. Museums swarm to host my traveling exhibit of cheese sculptures. I don't blink, and I always know where the car is parked. I can believe it's not butter. As a child, I saved a South American village from a herd of carnivorous llamas using only rubber cement and dental floss. Chuck Norris received his martial arts training from me. Years ago, I won the Olympic gold medal for running the entire length of the Great Wall of China in record time, and the games weren't even under way. I once held an opponent's wife's hand...in a jar of acid...at a party. Tom is not my friend. On several occasions, I've solved a rubix cube...blindfolded. I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. I can divide by zero and kill two stones with one bird. I leap, I bound, confuse and confound, and my checkbook is always balanced. You remember that nifty snap bracelet fad in the 90s? I started that. I'm a legend in sumo wrestling, a connoisseur in Kool-aid, and revered in Kazakhstan.
What can I say? I’m just me. Such is life...
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acting, alfons mucha, alfred hitchcock, ancient history, anita o'day, antiques, art, art deco, art nouveau, atheism, aubrey beardsley, bad pop, baroque, belle epoque, billie holiday, blues, bob fosse, burlesque, buster keaton, carmen amaya, charlie chaplin, chucks, classic literature, classic movies, classic rock, classical music, coffee shops, comedies, cooking, costume design, cryptoquips, cyanide and happiness, dance, diy projects, documentaries, douglas adams, douglas fairbanks, eartha kitt, educational tv, edward gorey, enlightenment, epics, erté, ethnic cuisine, exploration, f. scott fitzgerald, feminism, film noir, folk music, food network, foreign films, frank sinatra, franz kafka, fred astaire, gene kelly, gothicism, historical dramas, inspiration, intelligent conversation, interior design, introspection, japonism, jazz, jimi hendrix, john singer sargent, josephine baker, languages, laughing, learning magic tricks, libraries, lolanything, macabre art, makeup, monty python, musicals, mystery, mythology, nathaniel hawthorne, nature, nawal el saadawi, nerds, new experiences, night skylines, nina simone, nonconformity, old comedies, oldies, opera, oscar wilde, otis redding, people watching, performing, period pieces, philosophy, photography, plays, poetry, politics, psychology, puzzles, queen elizabeth i, r&b, reading, relaxation, rudolph valentino, sarah vaughan, sarcasm, self expression, silence, silent movies, singing, sketching, social activism, social work, sociology, stop motion, street art, tea, the brontë sisters, the edwardian era, the golden girls, the lgbt community, the marx brothers, the news, the nicholas brothers, the renaissance, the roaring 20s, theater, thinking, thrift stores, thunderstorms, tim burton films, traveling, true crime programs, turner classic movies, underground cultures, underground hip hop, unorthodox ideas, unusual jewelry, vaudeville, victorian aesthetics, vintage anything, volunteering, wisdom, wit, world history, world music, writing, yoga, ziegfeld follies
Schools:
Rufus King International Baccalaureate High School - Milwaukee, WI (2000 - 2004)University of Wisconsin - Madison - Madison, WI (2004 - 2008)
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